Liam Gallagher wants to be the next Prime Minister

In case you hadn’t noticed, British politics is an actual shitshow at the moment.

MPs from across the parties are arguing back and forth over what Brexit actually means and if it should even go ahead, all while trying to unify the country (good luck with that).

They can’t decide whether we should break up with the EU softly, or if we want to ghost them before sleeping with their best friend behind their back in the form of a hard Brexit.

The Conservatives are about to get a new leader, elected by a bunch of privileged, privately educated party members, which means the majority of the population is about to get a new Prime Minister that we didn’t vote for. Again.

The time is right for a fresh approach to politics, so step forward Liam Gallagher.

The former Oasis frontman tweeted this morning he was keen to be given the keys to Number 10, to help fix this absolute mess we’ve been left in.

He wrote:

My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1s now send me the keys to no10 I’ll sort this pile of shit out WHY ME?WHY NOT.

In a nod to his brother Noel’s ongoing feud with Lewis Capaldi, when someone enquired if he liked the Scottish singer he replied with ‘I do now’.

And if you needed another reason to vote for him, when asked what the first thing he’d do as PM was, he responded: “Get oasis back together I’d make it law”.

He can’t do worse than this current lot, so he’s got my backing - Vote LG for PM. As you were x

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