You may remember that earlier this week we brought you the news of Liam Gallagher tweeting his desire to be the next Prime Minister.
The former Oasis frontman let his followers know he was keen to be given the keys to Number 10, to help fix this absolute mess we’ve been left in.
And fair play, he can’t be any worse than this current lot.
My name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1s now send me the keys to no10 I’ll sort this pile of shit out WHY ME?WHY NOT.— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) June 18, 2019
Understandably his tweet got a lot of replies, with one person asking what the first thing he’d do as PM was, which he responded to with: “Get oasis back together I’d make it law”.
As you can imagine this got Oasis fans very excited, and now Noel has responded to the notion that the band could get back together.
In typical fashion he started by having a go at his brother, calling him a ‘fat man in an anorak’.
Writing in a column for Wired magazine he said:
If they want to hear old Oasis songs they’re being played by a fat man in an anorak somewhere, you know, with shorts on so they can go and see that. I’ve no desire at all to get back involved with Oasis.
And if that wasn’t enough to piss on Oasis fans’ collective bonfire, he then went even further:
I’m afraid Oasis is in the past and that’s it. There’s a lot of people in England who refuse to accept that it’s over. It’s like when they watch box sets and they don’t like the ending. They refuse to believe that is the way it ends because they didn’t want it to end like that. I’m afraid life is not like that, you know.
It’s hardly surprising considering how much they hate each other, but it still hurts...