AAAAAAAGHHH *Screams in 'Von Dutch' remix*...
Gimme, gimme, gimme a djungelskog after midnight....
Everything you need to know and some More - get it?......
Oasis definitely maybe didn't perform at Parklife?...
Lionel Richie called me his cousin. HELLO?!?......
Free food? My eyes have well and truly popped....
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He's ready to entertain you for TWO action-packed nights....
Keeping everything crossed....