'Running a business is hella crazy right now'...
Do you agree?...
She's big, green and ready to ruin your figure....
I'm about to have my cake AND eat it....
Erm... whoops....
Someone get me a pistachio croissant, stat!...
Make that quaint, clever and immensely cute....
Dare you to eat a whole Bertha cake......
Never had any interest in getting inked - until now......