If Bruce's audition involves cake eating, it's over for all of you!...
Perfecting my poppin' and lockin' as we speak. ...
They're currently assessing the damage and attempting to drain their facilities....
Adding these to my 2025 itinerary, STAT....
My bank account is already crying, oops....
New year, same dodgy weather....
Time to get Schlosshed....
Now that's a bargain staycation....
Get in loser, we're going (Christmas) shopping!...
