Why did the drum cross the road? Because this fan stole it....
One of the best round-ups yet, if we do say so ourselves....
Best rock brolly at the ready for this one....
They're not working together, calm down - still very exciting news, nonetheless....
Instant nostalgia even saying the name out loud....
Metalheads, assemble....
Much-loved UK veterans of the Manchester music scene who deserve far more praise than ......
Ready to roll back the years....
He's not bitter about not being part of it - like the rest of ......
