Every pun intended, every costume change and mad bit of production enjoyed....
Think Russ Cook but a bit more Manc and just a bit slower instead....
It was another bad night for United and another unwanted record to tack on ......
Rest in peace....
Like the stuff you'd see at the darts, on a stag-do and at Bongo's ......
Stay calm, everyone, it'll be ready - definitely, maybe......
We'll never know where the club would be right now if he'd secured their ......
They've been the stars of the show in both sides all season....
Such an important initiative....
