You can now get a toilet sand timer for people who spend far too long in the bathroom


We all know a poo-crastinator, right?

Ever wished you could just stick a limit on the time that certain people spend on the toilet? Then you’ll be thrilled to know that you can now buy a sand timer for this exact reason.

We all know someone who spends just that bit too much time in the loo. Whether they're reading a book, checking the news or playing a game on their phone, they just take the piss sometimes. Pun very much intended.


The ‘Toilet Timer’ means that all of those times you’re standing outside the bathroom door, desperately waiting for it to be free, are a thing of the past by allowing occupants a five minute maximum slot to do their business.

It's available in four different designs: the classic, the dad, the presidential (featuring Donald Trump, the ‘Donny on the Johnny’, of course) and the white elephant.

You can get your hands on one from Amazon for around £11.

We bet you’ve got someone in mind, haven’t you? If you don’t, then you know how it goes, that person is probably you, just putting it out there.

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