Erling Haaland has broken yet another record following his fantastic finish in the Champions League last night, and Manchester City look to be getting back to business as usual.
It was a night which was set up to be a glorious homecoming (admittedly, sooner than expected) for Kevin De Bruyne, who paid his visit to the Etihad Stadium since leaving the club this summer, but not everything exactly went according to plan.
Not only did an early red card for Napoli see the Italian champions down to 10 men and effectively trying to survive for just over an hour, but the need for a tactical substitution from ex-Chelsea coach Antonio Conte also meant that De Bruyne was hooked off after just 26 minutes.
Being given an even more premature standing ovation than his return to his former club – Conte actually apologising to the Belgian for what he deemed a necessary sacrifice – and signalling a collapse in the second half, said downfall was largely brought on by this bit of genius from Haaland and Phil Foden:
As you can see, the assist from the ‘Stockport Iniesta’ was arguably even more deft than the header, but take nothing away from the move as a whole, because it felt like yet more signs of City getting back to their ingenious best.
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Special mention should go to Jeremy Doku as well, who’s speedy and direct drive then dribble into the six-yard box sealed the victory with a two-goal cushion and shared shades of his strike in the Manchester derby this past weekend.
However, it was yet another milestone moment for Haaland, who opened the scoring not only to put their first points on the board in the 2025/26 UCL campaign, but also became the fastest player to net 50 goals in the premier European competition.
Of course, we shouldn’t be that surprised by the achievement: Haaland was putting up serious numbers even before he arrived in England; he just seems to have increased the number of statistical feats he keeps surpassing since he got there.
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Speaking to the media after the game, Man City manager Pep Guardiola said Haaland should now be seen as up there with the likes of Messi and Ronaldo, remarking, “they are on another planet”.
“It’s not easy for Erling, always with many defenders around him”, he went on to add, “but he’s fantastic”, noting that he is improving already this season.
Do you agree with Pep’s bold claim – do you think he is ready to be considered among the greatest ever?
You watch Haaland reach another Champions League record and the rest of the highlights from Manchester City vs Napoli here.
‘We couldn’t see f**k all’ – Bizarre Altrincham FC FA Cup clash played in thick fog leaves fans baffled
Daisy Jackson
Altrincham FC’s FA Cup clash with Notts County descended into extraordinary scenes on Saturday night as thick fog engulfed the stadium, leaving supporters struggling to see the players and even broadcasters questioning what was happening.
The bizarre first-round encounter at the J Davidson Stadium saw visibility deteriorate so badly that fans resorted to holding their mobile phone torches aloft in an attempt to follow the action.
What should have been a memorable FA Cup occasion turned into something resembling a scene from a horror film, with the players increasingly disappearing into the mist.
Altrincham Today captured the surreal atmosphere, posting: “Extraordinary scenes here at the J Davidson Stadium. Visibility down to a few yards. No-one has any idea what is going on. Supporters holding mobile torches aloft, like it’s an Elton John concert. It is still 2-2, we think.”
Even television coverage struggled to make sense of the conditions.
Broadcaster Jason Mohammad joked: “Bear with us at the end of the game. We’ve not seen much of extra time where we are. We don’t have the foggiest what’s going on down the away end. Fair play – cracking game and atmosphere!”
One social media user summed up the extraordinary conditions simply, writing: “Altrincham v Notts County is currently being played in a cloud.”
Others were equally bewildered, with one supporter asking: “Spot the ball anyone? #FACup @altrinchamfc on the verge of another league scalp – although who knows what’s going on?!”
Another fan was less than impressed, posting: “Shame we couldn’t see f**k all for most of it”.
Even the stadium’s advertising boards were struggling to make an impression. James Timpson joked: “It was hard to see the investment we have made in to our pitch side advertising boards last night at Altrincham V Notts County!”
It was hard to see the investment we have made in to our pitch side advertising boards last night at Altrincham V Notts County! https://t.co/trW9imo7Xu
The unusual conditions also prompted questions over whether the match should have continued.
One Notts County supporter reflected after the game: “Unlucky guys you gave us a great game and the conditions didn’t help still say it should have been abandoned even though we scraped through!!!! Good luck for the rest of the season lads”.
And it was certainly a dramatic contest before the fog took centre stage.
Notts County initially took the lead through Jacob Bedeau in the 28th minute, but Altrincham responded through Lucas Weaver just before half-time.
Lewis Banks then put the hosts ahead in the 59th minute, raising hopes of another famous FA Cup upset against higher-league opposition.
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However, Callum Roberts equalised for County in the 84th minute, sending the tie into extra time.
With neither side able to find a winner, the match went to penalties, where Notts County eventually prevailed 3-2 to book their place in the second round.
While the result was heartbreaking for Altrincham, the extraordinary conditions ensured the match would be remembered for more than just the football.
For supporters at the J Davidson Stadium, it was certainly one FA Cup tie where seeing wasn’t necessarily believing.
Exciting new CGIs released of £500m Therme Manchester wellness resort as construction continues
Emily Sergeant
As construction continues on Manchester’s massive wellness resort, some new CGIs have now been released.
In case you need bringing up to speed, construction of the £500 million Therme Manchester wellness resort officially began last September after several years of planning, and now developers have released some exciting new CGIs – with an update on how construction is going, as a new milestone has been reached this week.
Set to open to the public in 2029, Therme Manchester will become one of the largest urban wellbeing resorts in the world.
Visitors can expect to make the most of a 10 pools – both lagoon and wave pools included – thermal bathing, multi-sensory sauna rituals, steam rooms, 18 water slides, affordably-priced luxury spa therapies, and health and fitness experiences.
Exciting new CGIs released of Therme Manchester have been released / Credit: Supplied
At the heart of Therme Manchester will be three distinct zones, each offering a different way to spend time at the resort.
Play will bring together water-based fun and attractions for families and visitors of all ages, and Restore will focus on thermal bathing and restorative experiences designed to help visitors unwind, while Relax will offer spaces for relaxation and wellbeing.
The latest CGIs showcase the design as it develops – including the resort’s extensive indoor and outdoor spaces, and its 53,000sq ft wellbeing garden.
Construction is still underway on the £500m wellness resort / Credit: Supplied
The plans also feature a new public plaza designed to strengthen connections between the resort and the Bridgewater Canal.
Professor David Russell, CEO of Therme UK, said: “We have taken the opportunity to refine the design, improve how traffic and parking are managed and create a more welcoming environment for everyone arriving at the resort.
“We are creating an even better experience for visitors while supporting more efficient and sustainable operations.”