Why did the drum cross the road? Because this fan stole it....
Best rock brolly at the ready for this one....
They're not working together, calm down - still very exciting news, nonetheless....
Ready to roll back the years....
He's not bitter about not being part of it - like the rest of ......
And his name is JOHN CENA....
'Still Counting' down the days 'til I get tickets....
Greater Manchester is about to be filled with even more live music....
Singin' Sweet Home Ala-Manchester, where the skies are famously always blue......