Manc parents reveal the most ridiculous reasons their kids have cried
The Manc asked parents as part of our ongoing question series designed to give our audience of loyal Mancunians the chance to share their thoughts and feelings.
It’s a saying we’ve all heard before and for better or for worse, most parents are armed with a list of anecdotes of hilarious things that their children have said or done over the years, which tend to come in handy at milestone birthday parties and events, or when they feel like embarrassing them for whatever reason.
It’s often the case too that the older the kids get, the more parents have to add to their arsenal.
There’s a good chance that a few of these hilarious anecdotes ended in tears, or in some cases, the tears are the reason the anecdote is so funny in the first place – and its these stories we were keen to hear all about.
So, as part of our ongoing question series on Facebook that’s designed to give our over 700K audience of loyal Mancunians the chance to share their thoughts and feelings on a wide range of topics and questions, we yesterday asked those parents looking for any chance to make their children red faced – What’s the funniest / most ridiculous reason your child has ever cried?
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And we got thousands of responses in less than 24 hours.
If we decided to include every single one of these hilarious responses in this article, we’d be here all day and our sides would be well and truly split, but we have cherry-picked a few of the best to share.
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We asked parents ‘what’s the funniest / most ridiculous reason your child has ever cried?’ / Credit: The Manc
“Because I wouldn’t let her keep a poo that looked like the Gruffalo. She’s still not over it 10 years on,” Christie Finegan said.
Lisa Powell added: “Because her hair was ‘copying’ her when she jumped on the trampoline.”
“My 3 year old daughter spent nearly 45 minutes crying because Daddy corrected her and said she wouldn’t grow a willy when she was older. The wails of “oh no! My willy will never grow” could probably be heard for miles,” Becca Lowe shared.
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“My daughter cried because her hot chocolate was too wet,” Pauly Deester said.
Nicky Dudley added: “When my little boy was 3 he was having treatment for cancer the doctor told him this chemo would turn his wee red he sulked for hours cos he wanted blue wee not red years later we can now laugh about it he begged the doctor to change it to blue.”
We got thousands of hilarious responses from parents less than 24 hours / Credit: The Manc
“My youngest 22 years ago, cried his eyes out because the goldfish was drowning in the aquarium,” Ana Vitorino shared.
Cath Waterhouse said: “Because I wouldn’t let her have her pocketful of woodlice sleeping in her bed with her. And because we made her tidy-up when her tidying-up fingers were broken and not working on that particular day.”
“Because I told her she couldn’t pick up the dogs poop with her hands,” Gail Joanne added.
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Head on over to our post on Facebook to share your stories here.
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Classic FM will be back playing calming music for anxious pets this Bonfire Night
Emily Sergeant
Classic FM will be back playing calming music for anxious pets during this year’s fireworks season.
Bonfire Night may be loved by us humans for the spectacular firework displays and all the festive-themed activities that come along with it… but sadly, the November holiday isn’t quite so fun for our four-legged friends.
Loud bangs, flashing lights, and unpleasant strong smell of spent explosives are just some of the reasons why fireworks are frightening to pets.
Not only that, but with multiple bangs occurring from numerous displays across this time of year, pets are rarely able to pinpoint when and where the booming explosions are coming from, therefore creating even more anxiety around this time of year.
Classic FM will play calming music for anxious pets during this year’s fireworks / Credit: DESIGNECOLOGIST (via Unsplash)
Which is why, for the ninth year running now, Classic FM is once again teaming up with the RSPCA for two Pet Classics programmes packed with ‘the most soothing and comforting classical music’.
The music has been handpicked to help calm and settle any anxious pets.
A survey by the RSPCA revealed that almost two-thirds (63%) of animal owners reported their pet was distressed during fireworks season, and that playing relaxing music was the most common way (36%) to help calm or prepare their animal.
Presenters Dan Walker, Aled Jones, and Dawn O’Porter will each host a night of the specially created programme to help keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs.
Dan will present the first programme on Bonfire Night itself (Thursday 5 November), and then as celebrations continue throughout the weekend, Aled will be on hand to bring some peace to Friday 6 November, and Dawn picks up the baton on Saturday 7 November.
All three Pet Classics programmes will be broadcast from 5pm to 10pm, and you can listen on Classic FM or Global Player available across the UK.
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What is the UK’s national dish? New survey reveals Brits’ pick in landslide victory
Emily Sergeant
If you’ve ever thought to Google the question ‘what is Britain’s national dish?’, then you probably came away thinking it’s chicken tikka masala.
But is that actually the truth? A new survey has disproved the claim, massively.
There’s no denying that chicken tikka masala – an Indian curry that’s actually widely thought to have been created in Britain – is a popular dish that’s loved by many, but despite what many headlines have claimed over the years, a new YouGov survey has revealed it’s not what Brits consider to be the country’s ‘national dish’.
YouGov conducted two online surveys earlier this month, made up of 2,079 and 2,104 adults aged 18+ living in Great Britain.
And, in their own words, Brits chose fish and chips as the country’s national dish, making it the ‘resounding’ winner with 49% of the vote.
What is the UK’s national dish? A new survey has revealed Brits’ pick in a landslide victory / Credit: The Manc Group
With nearly half of the overall vote, this puts fish and chips far ahead of the roast dinner in second place, which only 24% of people picked – including the 6% who made sure to specify a beef roast.
In fact, only 3% of Brits actually name chicken tikka masala as the UK’s national dish, although 52% in the survey did confess that they eat some form of curry at least once a month, so it is still a popular pick regardless.
Fish and chips is by far the most common answer across all generations too, according to the survey (45-50%), with the biggest difference between age groups being that 18-24 year olds are less likely to have nominated roast dinner and more likely to have chosen chicken tikka masala instead.
What do Brits say is the UK’s national dish?
Fish and chips – 49%
Roast dinner – 24%
Chicken tikka masala – 3%
Curry (non-specific) – 2%
Full English breakfast – 2%
Bangers and mash – 1%
Cottage or shepherd’s pie – 1%
Other – 3%
Don’t know – 15%
The survey also showed that, of the three top contenders for the UK’s national dish, roast dinners are the most frequently eaten, as 52% of people said they eat them on a monthly basis – including 16% who do so every week.
Aside from the frequently mentioned dishes, some survey respondents also gave shoutouts to the full English breakfast (2%), bangers and mash (1%), and cottage or shepherd’s pie (1%).