João, son of Satan, by the looks of it....
The breaches are said to have occurred over a four-year period....
One of the Premier League's best players of the past few years, let alone ......
As one Champions League winner leaves, another one arrives....
United could have found a solution to their current striker dilemma — over a decade ......
Time will tell if it's serious or just mind games....
Oh, to be a fly on the wall....
Sure this will go down well......