We would have written this sooner but we've been too busy trying get a ......
João, son of Satan, by the looks of it....
Let's be clear: being that emotional to go and see your club is quite ......
You'd be surprised how much good a walk and having a chat with a ......
Someone get Elon a new toy, he's doing our heads in....
A new record sounds like it might already be round the corner....
The person who wrote goes to the same gym where this thing takes place. ......
Simply brilliant. Love it when bigots just show themselves up....
Sancho will once again be spending some time away from the club....
