Why did the drum cross the road? Because this fan stole it....
Where have Labubu been, honey?...
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Game. Changer....
"The use of such force in an arrest is an unusual occurrence."...
João, son of Satan, by the looks of it....
The person who wrote goes to the same gym where this thing takes place. ......
They've absolutely nailed this, right down to the minute details. Absolutely smashed it....
Much funnier on live TV than in your morning meeting....
