Massive queues form for opening day of Manchester’s d*ck waffle cafe

Daisy Jackson Daisy Jackson - 14th July 2022

Manchester’s first x-rated cafe has opened its doors today, and the queues outside are absolutely massive.

The much-talked about Mr Dick has opened on Shudehill on the edge of the Northern Quarter.

The cafe specialises in penis and vulva-shaped waffles on a stick, each one dipped in chocolate and sprinkled in a range of toppings.

On its opening day today, the queue stretched down the street, with people happily waiting up to 30 minutes for a bite of the illicit treats – and yes, that includes us here at The Manc.

Mr Dick serves vulva and penis-shaped waffles on a stick. Credit: The Manc Group

A penis-shaped neon sign has been placed in the window, below a hot pink sign that declares it ‘The first sexy waffle and coffee shop’.


Inside, it’s been decorated in a flamingo pink colour, with vines hanging down from the ceiling.

But the reason everyone is here is for the desserts themselves, which will set you back £8.50 a piece.


You could have your dong dessert dunked in a vat of molten white chocolate sauce, before covering it in toppings like marshmallows or roasted peanuts.

Or you could choose a ‘pussy’ waffle coated in pink ruby chocolate, with crushed Oreos scattered on top.

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Mr Dick also has gold chocolate, Nutella, and rotating specials, with other toppings like gold crunch, Lotus Biscoff, and Cadbury Flakes.

There are milkshakes and soft-serve ice cream too, plus a full coffee menu and cold drinks.

Mr Dick is open now on Shudehill.

Featured image: The Manc Group