As it turned out, December 2021 was probably about half as fun as we were all expecting it to be.
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. After the misery of last Christmas and the lockdown that arrived hot on its heels, everyone had been planning a series of sensational festive celebrations to make up for lost time.
But instead of a fortnight full of revelries, what we got in December 2021 was a truncated scattering of low-key meet-ups, hastily scaled-back office parties, and group chats filled with images of friends holding lat flow tests aloft adorned with the dreaded two lines. Even the virtual quiz – which we all thought we’d left behind in Lockdown One – rose from the dead.
The build-up to this Christmas wasn’t what we wanted, expected, or deserved. But whilst COVID might have stolen events from the festive calendar two years running, it still hasn’t managed to take away our Christmas traditions.
Everyone who celebrates Christmas has their own special routine on December 25. And it’s not always a case of present-swapping, turkey dinner, gallons of wine and a blazing family row. We put the question of festive traditions out on social media to find out more.
Christmas Prep: Poundland, p*ss-ups and ringing bells
The Christmas utopia that is Poundland / Image: Wikimedia Commons
Christmas is all in the prep. The gift-buying, the wrapping, the decorations, the food, the games. The run-in to the big day involves planning galore – and this in itself has given birth to some unusual traditions.
People get ready for Christmas in all kinds of different ways, apparently, from budget shopping sprees to embarrassing rituals.
One couple said in the days leading up to December 25, they always arrange a dedicated trip to Poundland together, grabbing a £20 note and splashing the cash on a mix of completely random stuff.
“We buy so much,” said the poster. “Some tat, some funny, others practical. One year I got a padlock and a whisk.”
Score.
Another Christmas Eve tradition from one mum involves heading upstairs, ringing bells out of the window, and tossing two new sets of pyjamas into the garden for her kids. She’s done it for years and still does it today… even though her children are now aged 19 and 17.
Then, of course, there are those who just don’t do any preparation at all, and spend most of the previous evening in the pub instead.
One poster admitted that each year he ‘gets p*ssed Xmas eve and ruins Xmas Day’.
He won’t be alone in that.
Christmas grub: Chocolate Oranges from the dog and ‘pigs willies’
One mum’s Christmas Day tradition was handing each of her children a “Chocolate Orange from the family dog who died in the 90s” / Image: Wikimedia Commons
The classic image of Christmas involves plates piled high with turkey, stuffing, veg, roast potatoes and gravy, with bites of food punctuated by people pulling crackers. But some say they look forward to getting grub on Christmas Eve more than dinner on the big day itself.
Several respondents claimed their family tradition was to order a gigantic, greasy Chinese takeaway on December 24 – chowing down on noodles, rice and prawn crackers as a way to warm up the stomach.
Some also admitted to never having a traditional dinner on Christmas Day itself. One poster said they moved the classic festive meal to Boxing Day due to family commitments – enjoying a fry-up on the afternoon of December 25 instead.
Another claimed they put out pizza for Christmas lunch – resorting to this option after too many turkey dinner disasters (“After several ruined Christmas dinners… I now refuse to make one”).
The most specific food tradition of all, however, belonged to the family that eats Chocolate Oranges on Christmas Day – all of which are handed over by their mum on behalf of the ‘family dog that died in the 90s’.
A special mention goes to the respondent who admitted that the tradition under their roof is to call pigs in blankets ‘pigs willies’. That dinner table is guaranteed to be full of tittering.
Festive telly: Scarecrows, snowmen and the Ludovico Technique
A Clockwork Orange… a Christmas classic? / Image: Warner Bros
Even if we weren’t being encouraged to scale back the celebrations this Christmas, millions of us would already be huddled up indoors and spending hours in front of the TV watching festive films.
One of the most popular pastimes after the big feast is to sink into the sofa and switch on the gogglebox. Some generations will still remember when there were just a handful of programmes to choose from on Christmas Day. But now, we can access all our favourite shows on demand. This means that festive tele traditions have broadened a bit in recent years.
Still, it sounds like many people still enjoy the classics. Many respondents said they tune into the same programmes on December 25 – with popular choices including Only Fools and Horses, Call The Midwife, Gavin & Stacey,The Snowman and The Polar Express. But in between the familiar festive flicks, there were a few unusual picks.
One respondent said they’d spent Christmas 2020 watching the reincarnated Worzel Gummidge – the scarecrow who originally appeared on children’s TV in the 70s – whilst their partner cooked lunch. And it’s something they enjoyed so much, they’re continuing it into 2021 (“I’m making this my new tradition”).
The most eye-raising response, however, came from the poster who said he liked to put time aside on Christmas Eve every year to curl up in front of Stanley Kubrick’s once-banned dystopian crime drama A Clockwork Orange.
Not the cheeriest. But each to their own.
Christmas spirit: Special memorials and kind gestures
One reader said she always set up a space at the table for an extra person on Christmas Day… just in case they didn’t have anywhere else to go / Image: Wikimedia Commons
Of course, for many of us, Christmas can actually be a pretty testing time. The day can evoke memories of loved ones who might not be around any more. In other instances, people who live alone can be left feeling isolated and adrift.
Among the responses to our Christmas traditions question, several posters revealed they spend the day doing something a little different to commemorate or help others.
One respondent said they always “put a cigar for my dad and tube of smarties for my sister under the Christmas tree who have both passed away”. Others said they always take a moment to raise a glass towards the empty chairs where a family member might have once sat in previous years.
Another heartwarming answer came from a reader who said she deliberately set up an extra space at her Christmas table every single year, just “in case anyone needs feeding”.
So, there you have it. Even on Christmas Day – a time of year when we picture millions of others in Britain doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time as us – it turns out that no two households are identical after all.
Everyone does the holidays differently. But the final word goes to the respondent who argued that Christmas is already strange enough without needing to switch up the status quo.
He stated: “What [weird traditions?]? Weirder than bringing a tree into my house and putting shinny shit on it. Weirder than worshiping a jolly fat man who doesn’t exist. Weirder than stuffing a big bird in the oven and then seeing how much I can stuff down my throat? Weirder than extended family practices? Erm, NO. Can’t think of anything.”
‘Inspirational’ PR firm founder named as woman killed by falling tree branch in Didsbury
Emily Sergeant
A woman who was sadly killed by a falling tree branch in Didsbury a couple of weekends back has now been named locally.
It comes after officers from Greater Manchester Police were called out to Barlow Moor Road, at the junction with Stanton Avenue in West Didsbury, on Saturday 30 August 30, and when they arrived on the scene, they found that a woman tragically died – all despite the best efforts of emergency services involved.
Manchester Coroners’ Court has confirmed a file relating to the woman’s death has been received.
She has now been named as 49-year-old Jennifer Higgins, who was known as Jen professionally and to friends and family.
Jen was the founder and joint managing director of respected Manchester-based PR firm, Carousel PR, which she launched back in 2011 and ran alongside her husband Gawen Higgins, leading a team of more than 20 staff.
Barlow Moor Road, near the junction with Stanton Avenue, where the tragic incident occurred / Credit: Google Maps
Carousel has worked with countless major local, national, and international clients over the years, and is well-known within Manchester.
In a statement and tribute to her passing, Jen’s family said: “The family of Jen Higgins are heartbroken to confirm she lost her life in a sudden and tragic accident. She was a beloved wife, daughter, sister, daughter-in-law, and aunt – a vibrant and supportive friend to many, and a dynamic and widely respected member of the Manchester business community.
“You will no doubt empathise with the deep and profound shock we are feeling at this moment and ask for privacy while we grieve.”
The family also indicated that a further statement will be issued when they ‘feel able’ to do so.
Jen is described in her biography on the Carousel PR website as a ‘multi-tasker extraordinaire with an enviable contact list’, as well as being a fan of live music and travel – a passion which she was lucky enough to be able to bring into Carousel.
An inquest into Jen’s death is due to open at Manchester Coroners’ Court on 23 September.
Featured Image – Carousel PR
Manchester
Sugababes announced as headliner for this year’s Homobloc queer block party
Daisy Jackson
Homobloc has unveiled its line-up for this year’s massive queer block party, and they’ve roped in Sugababes as a headliner for 2025.
The phenomenal LGBTQ+ party, which takes over Depot Mayfield every year as part of the Warehouse Project season, will also see performances from Honey Dijon, The Blessed Madonna, and Beth Ditto.
The huge line-up also includes Patrick Mason, Slayyyter, Peaches (DJ) b2b Erol Alkan, Hercules And Love Affair – Live, Todd Edwards and many more.
As well as music, there’ll be performance art from queer collectives like Pxssy Palace, Butch Revival, T4T, Feel It, Ghetto Fabulous, House of Spice x Zindagi, and Red Rodeo Club.
Taking place in December, Homobloc will be returning for its sixth edition, with its most diverse line-up yet.
Once again, it’ll be an all-evening-and-into-the-night party that’s all-inclusive to all artists, performers, spectators and clubbers.
Homobloc is one of the biggest dates in the calendar for Manchester, with a diverse line-up of live acts, DJs and performers, showcasing rising talent and queer icons alike.
It’s a party with purpose, too, raising £137,399 for vital LGBTQ+ charities since its inaugural event in 2021.
This year, the team have hosted a series of one-off events, including events with Romy, Princess Superstar, and closing Manchester International Festival, as well as making its Ibiza debut at Amnesia.
This winter, Homobloc will be lead by pop royalty Sugababes, fresh from their European tour.
Sugababes will headline Homobloc 2025. Credit: Jody HartleyCredit: Jody Hartley
Homobloc favourites Honey Dijon and The Blessed Madonna will be back once again, plus Berlin-based techno powerhouse and creative director Patrick Mason, the iconic Ana Matronic of Scissor Sisters fame, and a rare DJ set from Gossip’s magnetic frontwoman, Beth Ditto.
The line-up also includes American singer Slayyyter, a special b2b DJ sets from electroclash icon Peaches and Erol Alkan, live performance from dance music project Hercules & Love Affair, and a set from Grammy Award-winning house legend Todd Edwards.
There will be DJ sets from Sally C b2b I.Jordan, Roi Perez, Eliza Rose, Joshua James, Fat Tony, Grace Sands, and Manchester’s Aiden Francis, Gina Breeze and Kim Lana.
It’s all taking places across all three main stages at Depot Mayfield, as well as The Plant Room, the Star & Garter pub next door, and the Loft up on the rooftop.
Rod Connolly, Promoter from Homobloc, commented: “We can’t wait for people to dive into our 2025 lineup of queer excellence, proudly merging global and local artists, returning friends, and scratching the underbelly of the scene to showcase the rawest talent from the queer underground.
“In a time of rising division, events like Homobloc matter more than ever. We deserve a space for our community and allies to come together and hold each other up on a dancefloor full of love and resistance.
“We are the beings the bastards can’t grind down and we invite everyone to join us to shake off the bullshit, recharge, realign and carry our queer power back out onto the streets of Manchester.”
Sophie Bee, Homobloc Creative Director, added: “The team are super excited to be back. We’ve got some unreal collaborations booked in for this year, from Jodie Harsh and Clayton Wright’s London community strong, weekly club night Feel It to local hot talent Rojak.
“Loads of favourites are back like the Fvck Pigs, Sue Veneers, Ghetto Fabulous, Cute Cartel and Jay Jay Revlon, and there’s some really exciting b2b’s. We’re working with mind blowing producers such as Runway X Banksie and the nations favourite, Lill, producing a fabulous line up of queens.
“We’re also cooking away at some special happenings with Sam Buttery and Beau Azra. As always, we just want to blow your socks off and have the best time with all our pals.”
House Of Spice commented: “Homobloc is more than a festival to us – it’s a celebration of queerness, music, and chosen family.
“As a South Asian, Middle Eastern and North African queer brown collective, House of Spice is proud to bring our flavour to 2025, featuring Club Zindagi, Armana Khan, Shanika Sunrise, DJ Chafik, and our performers Lucky Roy Singh (Mother), Mixed Spice, Chilli Spice, Saffy Saffron Spice, and Rachel Pro-Filing.
“Together we’re excited to create a space that is unapologetically free, joyful, and rooted in community. Homobloc represents unity and visibility, and we can’t wait to dance, perform, and celebrate with everyone under one roof.”
This year’s Homobloc is set to take place on Saturday 6 December – grab your tickets HERE.
Pre-sale will be live on Thursday 11 September at 10am ahead of general sale from 10am on Friday 12 September.