When kitchens start to look "cool", it's already too late. You might as well embrace the fact you're getting on a bit.
But the good news is you're not alone.
If this latest post on Twitter is anything to go by - there are legions of ageing, utensil admirers out there just like you.
Someone posted an image of an innovative draining rack designed to hang above kitchen sinks, and in recent weeks the product has started to enjoy some enormously enthusiastic feedback.
If you've reached a stage in your life where a clean, organised cooking space is about the nicest thing you can imagine - this Brian and Dany product is definitely for you.
Built with sink brackets, dish racks, bowl holders, fruit basket, knife storer, chopping board, square basket cutlery holder, and five hooks, the multifunctional device can even be rearranged in design so you can organise things just how you like.
Sound good? Get one for yourself from Amazon.