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30th April 2024

Manchester City star Erling Haaland is now a playable character in Clash of Clans mobile game

Did not have this on our 2024 bingo card....

22nd March 2024

You can now get a real ‘swamp aesthetic’ with Lush’s new Shrek collection

Ever fancied smelling like a swamp? Course you have....

6th February 2024

Deliveroo is delivering d*ldos in lead up to Valentine’s Day with Ann Summers

So many puns floating through our heads right now that we're just going to ......

3rd October 2023

Bands panic as Easy Life report they’re being sued by EasyJet

Yes, they are effectively trying to trademark a word that's been in the English ......

27th September 2023

You can now stay at Shrek’s Swamp on Airbnb — yes, really

'Really really'....

27th September 2023

Someone’s imagined what a date night with different football managers would be like — and now we want to date Ian Holloway

We would have written this sooner but we've been too busy trying get a ......

25th September 2023

Manchester City loanee João Cancelo looks ‘possessed’ in viral post-match interview

João, son of Satan, by the looks of it....

16th August 2023

You can now take a university course on Taylor Swift

The world is a truly wonderful and hilarious place sometimes, isn't it?...

14th August 2023

Escaped pelican from Blackpool Zoo continues to evade capture

The baby bird is on the move....