A woman in New Zealand has shared an apology video to the entire UK after a horrendous encounter with a Terry’s Chocolate Orange.
Jazz Thornton, a mental health activist and former winner of Dancing With the Stars, went viral here in the UK after trying to eat one of the nation’s favourite chocolate treats.
Faced with a Terry’s Chocolate Orange, she was absolutely baffled by the mechanisms of the perfect chocolatey sphere – and did absolutely everything wrong.
Bouncing it around in her hand, she said: “Oh it’s quite heavy! Is it like an actual… I thought it would be like a shell… but it’s like an actual… how do you… Oh it’s like little orange slices!”
I’m afraid to say that the internet did not treat Jazz with kindness over her methods, and 12,000 comments later (most of which said “YOU DID NOT JUST BITE INTO IT” and “Every Brit watching this screamed HIT IT ON THE TABLE”), she’s had to issue a formal, very funny, apology.
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Speaking to the camera in classic influencer-done-wrong style, she says: “I am here to make an apology video to the entirety of the United Kingdom.
“I did something yesterday that was very offensive, and I didn’t know that it was very offensive until you guys were calling me out on it.”
She argues that the Terry’s Chocolate Orange should really come with instructions – which is a fair point.
“This was something that you all collectively knew, that I did not know,” Jazz says, before correctly smacking the chocolate on the table for it to fall apart.
She then says: “Oh, ooooh! I get it!
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“I do hope the UK can forgive me for biting into that thing. I’m sorry.”
Aldi is looking for curious kids to become its first-ever ‘toy tester’
Emily Sergeant
Curious kids, this one’s for you… Aldi is currently looking for little ones to become its first-ever wooden toy tester.
With the sun showing its face more regularly now, and the temperatures heating up by the day, summer is very much on its way, and it won’t be long before the mini Mancs are getting to spend more time playing outdoors than in – which is why Aldi is now on the lookout for one lucky child to become its official Wooden Toy Tester.
The supermarket retailer is calling on children across the country – including here in Greater Manchester – to apply by explaining why they should be chosen and what make-believe dish they would cook up in their very own toy kitchen.
The successful winner will receive a selection of Aldi’s latest wooden toys for free to make sure they have everything they need to feel like they’re the head chef of their own garden.
Aldi is looking for curious kids to become its first-ever ‘toy tester’ / Credit: Aldi
All Aldi is asking in return is a short review of each of the toys, rating them on performance and fun factor to help guide the supermarket’s Buying Team on future product development.
In previous years, Aldi’s wooden toy launches have been so popular that the retailer has had to put a ‘two per shopper’ limit on purchases, so as you can imagine, this makes this adorable new job role even more in-demand.
“The nation’s love for our wooden toy range is undeniable, and our littlest shoppers are our most important critics,” commented Julie Ashfield, who is the Chief Commercial Officer at Aldi UK.
“We’re excited to appoint our first ever Wooden Toy Tester, to capture their experience and find out what makes the perfect playtime set-up, guaranteeing lots of giggles and fun.”
Fancy it then? For a chance to win the role of a lifetime, little hopefuls simply need to send a one-minute-long video to [email protected] with their name, age, location, what makes them the perfect fit for the role, and what dish they wood make in their wooden kitchen.
Applications close on 5 May, and Aldi’s Summer Wooden Toy range will be available in stores from 17 May.
Featured Image – Aldi UK
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UK’s biggest property show is coming to Manchester and needs house hunters for new series
Emily Sergeant
Are you looking to move but finding the house hunting process a lot harder than you thought it would be?
Well, this could be the helping hand you need.
The UK’s biggest property show, Location, Location, Location – which has been a fixture in Channel 4’s schedule for more than 20 years at this point – is looking for house hunters from across Manchester for the new series.
First airing all the way back in 2000, if you’ve never seen Location, Location, Location, it’s fronted by presenters and property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer who head all across the UK to help buyers in search for their dream home.
Despite being on our TV screens for 26 years at this point, Kirstie and Phil have never tired in their efforts to match the nation’s hopeful house hunters with their perfect home.
For its next series being filmed this May, Channel 4 are now looking for individuals, families, and couples from Greater Manchester who need Kirstie and Phil’s expertise to find their next home.
The UK’s biggest property show is coming to Manchester and needs house hunters for its new series / Credit: James Feaver (via Unsplash)
Whether you’re upsizing, downsizing, first timer buyers, or looking for a forever home, Channel 4 wants to hear from you.
“We are casting for the new series, and we are interested in hearing from chain free (or SSTC) house hunters who would be ready to buy in May this year,” a spokesperson for Channel 4 said as the casting call was announced.
“Applications are now open and we’re looking for individuals, families and couples who need Kirstie and Phil’s expertise to buy their dream home.”
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17th November 2022 
