Not for the first time in his career, Piers Morgan has become embroiled in a spat on Twitter – this time with Manchester’s very own Tim Burgess.
The Charlatans frontman and famously outspoken presenter have been bickering on the platform in recent days.
The whole thing started in a gloriously petty way, with Tim seemingly waiting nine years to clap back at Piers.
The music legend dug out a Tweet from all the way back in 2013, where Piers had posted: “Wow @Tim_Burgess 56k tweets for 68k followers.. no wonder you can’t sell a bus ticket these days! Night, buddy.”
Viewing figures for Piers Morgan’s new show have plummeted since it launched. Credit: Twitter, @piersmorgan
Tim shared that nearly-decades old Tweet again this week, asking: “How’re those viewing figures doing @piersmorgan?” with a winking emoji.
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He then reminded his followers that viewers of Piers Morgan’s flagship show – Piers Morgan Uncensored – on new channel talkTV have plummeted from 317,000 to 74,000 in just over a week on air.
Of course Piers wasn’t going to let the jibe slide past without a response, so he replied: “A lot better than your last three album sales.”
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Tim Burgess on stage with the Charlatans. Credit: Flickr
Celebrated comedian Shappi Khorsandi then waded in to the feud to point out: “But Tim is an artist, fame is a by-product of what he does. But you, you don’t ‘make’ anything. No-one plays you at their wedding. No one turns to your work to soothe their soul. Twitter followers etc just don’t mean to artists what they mean to you.”
Piers labelled her take ‘a load of old cobblers’.
Tim scathingly replied: “Man, just take a seat for a damn minute. You trade on division and picking on others, you use follower numbers to attempt to belittle people, you shout about ‘snowflakes’ when you have a fragile ego. Let’s not forget that some awful things have happened on your watch. Pipe down.
“Anyone wishing to use my name to get Twitter likes. Go right ahead. Fill your boots. Whatever makes you happy.”
And in true Piers style, he said: “And you’re a pompous fading cliché-ridden old rocker desperately trying – and failing – to stay vaguely relevant by using my name to get Twitter likes, so we make a right pair. Pipe down yourself.”
The argument has drawn a fair amount of attention from Twitter users in the last 24 hours, including one person who helpfully suggested: “Calm down Piers! Have a vegan sausage roll!”
Featured image:Wikimedia Commons / Twitter
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Subway is handing out FREE footlong cookies and churros in Manchester tomorrow
Emily Sergeant
Subway will be handing out free footlong cookies and churros to people in Manchester city centre tomorrow.
In what is a bid to properly celebrate the launch of the popular fast food chain’s new range of footlong sides, also known as the ‘Footlong Sidekicks’, people who find themselves at a loose end in Manchester city centre tomorrow will be able to head on down to Spinningfields Square and help themselves to a free treat.
Mancs will be able to try out Subway’s new footlong cookies, churros, and range of savoury ‘dippers’, all without spending a penny.
Subway is handing out free footlong cookies and churros in Manchester tomorrow / Credit: Subway UK&I (via Instagram)
Debuting in Subway restaurants across the UK earlier this month, following their successful launch in the US at the beginning of the year, Brits can now get their hands on treats such as the Footlong Cinnabon Churro, Footlong Dippers – which come in three hot and tasty fillings – and of course, the star of the show being the Footlong Cookie.
As if Subway cookies weren’t already cult-favourites enough as it is, now you can get them in full Subway sandwich size too.
As well as trying out the new footlong treats, anyone in Spinningfields tomorrow will also get to meet magician Ben Hanlin.
The renowned Birmingham-born magician will first be starting off his day doing a shift as one of the chain‘s famous ‘Sandwich Artists’ at a yet-to-be-confirmed city centre Subway branch, and then he’ll be taking to the Manchester streets to show off his own ‘footlong’ tricks and showcase what else Subway can make ‘footlong’.
Hanlin will be stretching Subway’s classic cookies into footlong treats, and then giving these away to lucky passers-by for free.
Thousands of freebies from the full ‘Sidekicks’ range will be available tomorrow (4 July) between 11am-8pm, on a first-come-first-served basis while stocks last, so you’ll want to be quick if you’re keen to bag yourself a free treat.
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Channel 4 is looking for Manc couples to take part in a big ‘sex experiment’
Emily Sergeant
Channel 4 is currently casting for one of its boldest TV shows, and needs some “adventurous couples” from Greater Manchester to take part.
If you cast your minds back to right at the beginning of this year, you may remember that Channel 4 grabbed headlines when it announced that it was looking for adult virgins who were willing to volunteer themselves for a brand-new reality series with the working title ‘The Intimacy Retreat’.
The nature of the new TV show might not have come as a mega shock to some, as the broadcaster is also behind other sex-based reality shows such as Naked Attraction and Sex Box too.
But now, Channel 4 has put out another nationwide casting call, and this one’s for the potential third series of what is probably one of its most daring shows yet, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment – with producers currently on the look-out for the UK’s most “adventurous couples”, including those from Greater Manchester, to take part.
Channel 4 is looking for Manc couples to take part in a big ‘sex experiment’ / Credit: Channel 4
Unfamiliar with the premise of Open House: The Great Sex Experiment? Well, in a nutshell, the series basically explores whether relationships can thrive without monogamy.
In what is described as a “bold social experiment”, a group of monogamous couples are asked to consider, for the first time, if they would be happier in open relationships, while relationship coaches and sex therapists assist them in their journeys to challenging the notion that having sex with other people is at odds with being in a committed relationship.
However, it’s not all plain sailing, as the couples discover the difficulties involved with abandoning monogamy.
The bold reality show’s producers are on the look out for “adventurous couples” / Credit: Channel 4
The casting call on the Channel 4 website reads: “Do you fancy taking part in a potential new series of ‘Open House: The Great Sex Experiment’? Do you question monogamy? Would you like the opportunity to explore opening up your relationship? In this bold concept, committed couples come to a luxury retreat to test whether opening up their relationships and having sex with other people will strengthen their bond.”
Reckon you’re up for it then? If you fancy taking part in the next series of Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, then head on over to the Channel 4 website to find out more and apply.
Daisy Jackson -
6th May 2022 
