Erling Haaland’s agent has said that his star client is now the most valuable player in the world, stating that he is now worth a whopping €1 billion.
The transfer window slammed shut on 31 January and, obviously, there was no chance of Haaland leaving the Etihad, but the 22-year-old superstar’s agent has still been talking about her client and what she deems to be his current market value.
Speaking in an exclusive interview with sporting outlet AS, Brazilian agent Rafaela Pimenta was talking about how she took over managing the City striker as a client after former representative and renowned football agent, Mino Raiola, passed away in April of 2022.
Discussing everything from the power balance between player and agent to Haaland’s personality and how social media can help be a gift or a curse, the 50-year-old was eventually asked how much she thinks he is worth today. She already had the extraordinary figure in her head back in October.
"Erling Haaland could be the first £1bn player!" 🤯
Doubling down on the statement on Wednesday, 1 February, she told AS‘ Marco Ruiz: “For me, Haaland is worth 1,000 million [roughly £895 million]. Maybe nobody is going to pay that, but it is the potential that he has when he arrives at a club.”
Contextualising the number, she noted that Paul Pogba was valued at “£80 million and everyone said… It’s incredible! Today many are worth it. The top is at Neymar’s €222m… The numbers change.”
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Pimenta worked alongside Raiola for more than 20 years, helping engineer deals like Pogba’s return to Manchester United for a then-world record fee. She has since inherited his football agency empire, representing the likes of Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Erling Haaland and more.
She went on to insist that with a player like Haaland, you’re not just getting his performances on the pitch: you’re paying for the full package and that’s why she feels he should be valued so highly.
“With him comes fans, goals, sports results, professionalism, digital content, notoriety, sponsors… If you put all this together, his value is an aggregate of many things. But the price of a footballer is actually set by a club.”
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She went on to admit that while she believes “nobody is going to pay 700 million for a player”, she stands behind her statement that “the value Erling adds when he arrives at a club is immense, at least 1,000 million.”
Haaland is already said to be on nearly £900k a week thanks to his current deal — we don’t even want to think of what his compensation would look like if the numbers ever get that ridiculous.
With City’s number nine on course to break all manner of records, especially with those in blue around him giving him plenty of service and a platform to shine even brighter on the world stage, we really couldn’t put a number on how much Haaland is worth… but a billion!?
Elsewhere in the interview, Pimenta refused to confirm whether her client has a release clause in his contract, simply replying: “I’m not saying anything.” This comes after manager Pep Guardiola insisted no such clause exists at present.
She was also probed as to whether she expects Haaland to play in Spain one day, with Real Madrid mentioned specifically; all she would say is that “today he is very happy at City. Tomorrow, we’ll have to think about it”.
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Man United to play Newcastle in Carabao Cup fourth round after Magpies knock out Man City
Danny Jones
Last season’s Carabao Cup winners, Man United, now know their opponents for the next round after Newcastle United beat Man City 1-0 on Wednesday night, meaning both 2022/23 finalists will once again be meeting each other.
Either way, Alexander Isak’s single goal in the game at St James’ Park was enough to see the Magpies make it past the treble-winners despite a dominant first-half display from the away side.
City had been on top throughout and had plenty chances of their own.
After receiving a yellow card during the game, the night ended with Guardiola fuming at referee Chris Kavanagh and exchanging more than a few words after the full-time whistle.
Clearing the moment up with reporters after the game, Pep said: “I don’t know how many fouls they did, how many fouls we had and the number of yellow cards, but it is what it is — sometimes the emotions are there. Respect for the referees and their job, a well-deserved yellow card.”
Nevertheless, the result has led to a repeat of last year’s culminating cup tie which, despite coming much earlier in the competition this time around, will see United facing off against a high-flying Newcastle team who just put eight goals past Sheffield United on this past Sunday.
The Magpies’ manager, Eddie Howe, has already said he and his side are aiming to “go one better” than they did last year and with the form they’re displaying at the moment — especially with United’s stuttering start — they stand a pretty good chance.
🗣 "We want to try and go one further if we can but there's a long way to go."
Elsewhere amongst the Premier League sides remaining in the competition, West Ham will host Arsenal, Bournemouth will play Liverpool at home and Sean Dyche’s Everton will play his old club Burnley.
Further down the footballing pyramid, Fulham visit Championship side Ipswich, Chelsea will host Blackburn and at least two other EFL sides will make it to the quarter-finals, with Mansfield at home to Port Vale and Exeter playing Middlesbrough.
All fourth-round ties are set to take place in the week commencing 30 October.
You can watch the highlights of Newcastle United vs Manchester City down below.
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Someone’s imagined what a date night with different football managers would be like — and now we want to date Ian Holloway
Danny Jones
Someone on Twitter—sorry, X, has put together a hypothetical thread of what different football managers would be like on a date and we genuinely haven’t stopped laughing.
It’s times like these that we remember how much we love the internet.
The absolutely deviant genius behind this is a lady named Alexandra Haddow: a writer, comedian, columnist and self-proclaimed ‘fashion magpie’ who decided to turn her comic chops to the world of football and footy managers, specifically.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to date, say, Pep Guardiola or Mikel Arteta, this may or may not give you some idea of what it might be like. I mean, not really but it’s hilarious and, we’ll warn you, it’s more than a bit naughty.
2. Kevin Keegan
Nice dinner in a decent pub, Babychams on him, both get accidentally leathered and join a group of people on a 40th birthday. One of the best nights out you’d had in years. Goes through you like a train in the morning
There’s a total of 15 different imaginary dates with 15 different football managers. Few rival Keegan’s satisfaction levels.
4. Pep Guardiola
Picks you up in his car & whisks you to a restaurant that nobody’s heard of but it’s about to be impossible to get into. Has one too many, leaves the car & has a row with the taxi driver on the way back to yours. Fresh coffee in the morning. You should call him
Sadly, Pep couldn’t perform in this fantasy fixture.
6. Gareth Southgate
Comes round to yours with a lovely bottle of wine and makes his own pasta from scratch. You spend all night chatting and open up to him about your relationship with your father, sharing things you’ve never told anyone. The next day you quit your job
We’d try and describe how we’re feeling after reading these but we’ve only just got up after fainting.
It goes without saying that these spicy takes aren’t only an absolute crease but they’ll probably get you more hot under the collar than all three Fifty Shades books combined.
We genuinely struggled to pick our favourite but her vision of going out with former Leicester, Blackpool and QPR coach, Ian Holloway, had us literally dripping with tears of laughter: “Takes you to life drawing & brings magic mushrooms for both of you. You get kicked out for giggling. Ends up a twilight stroll by the river with ice creams discussing philosophy & your favourite sweet wrappers. Quick one in the bushes on the way home for a laugh.”
Honestly, we could be here all day sharing these fiery fantasy dates but we’ll leave you to enjoy them at your own (p)leisure.
Big up Alexandra for putting her mind firmly in the gutter simply for our amusement. She’s also playing here in Manchester next month at Cane and Grain in Northern Quarter in case you fancy enjoying her funnies in person.
The London-based comic has been supporting Frankie Boyle on tour and has received rave reviews following this year’s Edinburgh Festival.
You can grab tickets for her ‘Not My Finest Hour’ show on 9 October HERE.
Last one, we promise. ‘Big Sam’ would be the ride of your life and you most likely wouldn’t survive…
9. Big Sam Allardyce
Takes you to a dog fight & you win big. Straight to Angus Steak House for a well done ribeye with all the trimmings. 18 pints & back to his. Shags you into another dimension. Cashes out the next day & you realise he put a bet on you’d go home with him at 3/1
Danny Jones -
2nd February 2023 
