Imagine skinhead Rooney in the ring. Crikey....
Simply brilliant. Love it when bigots just show themselves up....
The Queen of the Jungle will captain England as Usain Bolt leads the World ......
Never quit the day job Jill, we love ya. ...
I mean, it was always going to be her, wasn't it?...
The shop is currently selling 'Bushtucker pick and mix' to rally support for Jill ...
'Just give Jill Scott the crown already'...
Not to mention those Matt Hancock rumours......