But of course it is.......
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GMP believes they may have witnessed what happened....
The golden Labrador is now being safely cared for....
We'd love to know where he got this from because it's a resounding no....
There's a brand-new honour for 'Takeaway of the Year' among this year's accolades....
It's been launched ahead of this year's iconic Manchester Pride Festival celebrations....
THIS IS NOT A DRILL....