Police called the incident a "truly horrific ordeal"....
Because why not?...
Chief Constable Stephen Watson says a new arm of 'Operation Vulcan' will be introduced ......
The age-old question has been answered once and for all....
It's just one of the measures recommended in a report published by the Home ......
A pretty solid way to celebrate National Cinema Day, tbf....
They'll face even longer behind bars if they don't....
Does this sound about right?...
A new era is on the horizon....
