There’s a ‘rock opera’ musical stage show about the life and times of former Prime Minister Tony Blair coming to Manchester later this year.
And that is a 100% genuine statement.
It’s not something we expected to be writing today, and nor is it something you expected to be reading, but we’re being completely serious when we say that a “reckless reappraisal” of the life of “Britain’s first pop Prime Minister” Tony Blair is actually a thing – and it’s a thing that’s arriving in Greater Manchester later this year.
TONY! [The Tony Blair Rock Opera] is currently playing a limited season at the Leicester Square Theatre in London until 21 May, and then it’s heading out on a tour of the UK.
TONY! [The Tony Blair Rock Opera] is now playing in London and then embarks on tour!
Our official trailer gives you a glimpse of some of the characters you'll get to meet…
— TONY! The Tony Blair Rock Opera (@TonyRockOpera) May 3, 2023
It’ll be playing a limited four-week run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival, before it takes to the stage at The Lowry in Salford this October – which conveniently coincides with the 2023 Conservative Party Conference being held in Manchester.
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Co-written by comedian Harry Hill and Steve Brown, the musical apparently tells the story of how one man went from “a peace-loving, long-haired hippy, and would-be pop star” to a “warmongering multimillionaire” in just a couple of decades, with a stellar cast of larger-than-life characters setting the scene.
Tony Blair’s wife Cherie, Princess Diana, John Prescott, Peter Mandelson, Alastair Campbell, Osama bin Laden, George W Bush, Saddam Hussein, and Gordon Brown are just some of the musical’s characters.
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Oh, and Liam Gallagher.
A ‘rock opera’ about Tony Blair coming to Manchester / Credit: TONY! (via Twitter)
Described as being like Yes, Minister meets The Rocky Horror Show, it’s a hilarious musical of political intrigue, religion, power, and romance.
“It’s a show for Tony lovers, haters, and everyone in between,” explained co-creators Harry Hill and Steve Brown.
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“Don’t expect a history lesson. In our world, Tony’s born singing and dancing, Saddam Hussein is played as Groucho Marx, and Gordon Brown occasionally turns into the Incredible Hulk – let’s just say all the facts are there… but not necessarily as they occurred.
It’s described as being a “reckless reappraisal” of the life of “Britain’s first pop Prime Minister” / Credit: TONY!
“Tony hasn’t yet replied to our invite to see the show, but we do hope he’ll pop along to his old stomping ground of Sedgefield to give his verdict when we open there at the Parish Hall.
“Tony? If you’re reading this we’ve put a couple of tickets in your name on the door.”
A queer comedy night is coming to Manchester next month
Thomas Melia
A comedy night packed with raunch and hilarious storytelling is heading to Manchester and its fronted by one of comedy’s leading queer comedians.
Titled ‘Queer as F*ck’ (we love a good pun), this night is devoted especially to queer comedy and sees Welsh comedian Morgan Rees taking the wheel with a wonderful roster of acts set to play too.
Taking inspiration from the cult-favourite queer comedy, this leading comedian is no stranger to seeing his work in the limelight as he has written for some of the funniest flagship shows like Mock The Week and The Great American Joke-Off.
Rees also doubles as the co-writer for smash internet hit The Uncle Roger Show, starring fellow comic Nigel Ng, and will definitely be bringing some of his razor-sharp one-liners on the night.
Ben Hodge, the MC for the queer comedy night in Manchester.Morgan Rees, the comedian headlining ‘Queer as F*ck’.Jenny Hart, one of the acts lined up for the queer comedy night in Manchester.Credit: Press Images (supplied)
The event, which has the full title of ‘brew. haha: Queer as F*ck comedy night’ will be MC’d by trans-male stand-up Ben Hodge and lesbian comedian Louise Young.
The latter may be a familiar name as she is currently supporting Alan Carr and Tom Allen on their latest tour while also stopping off in Manchester for this very special occasion.
Along with Rees and co., finishing the line-up are two impressive performers ready to raise the roof at this comedy night in Manchester: gay author Martin Dixon and trans comedian Jenny Hart.
Obviously, Rees doesn’t want to give everything away, but he has revealed an insight into what guests can expect to be chuckling away at in their seats.
Morgan Rees is excited to talk about “bad one night stands, growing up queer in a Welsh working class town, coming out late, and starting my first relationship in my 30s – it’s all in there.”
Taking place at Contact Theatre, this much-loved arts space is tucked away just behind the University of Manchester and another impressive city centre venue, Manchester Academy.
And if all this comedy talk wasn’t enough to get you down there, brew will be serving up Detroit-style pizzas with a range of draft beers and ciders – what a night you’re in for.
‘brew. haha: Queer as F*ck’ is coming to the Contact in Manchester on Wednesday, 9 April and ttickets are already on sale.
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Theatre
Cruel Intentions at the Palace Theatre Manchester – a nostalgia-fuelled revamp of a cult classic
Clementine Hall
There’s no shortage of movie to musical adaptations, but this one is a cut above the rest.
Cruel Intentions: The ’90s Musical is a show that truly lives up to its name, a jukebox musical ready to take you on a whistle stop of catchy 90s pop hits.
And yes I’m taking about all the big ones, throughout the production the audience are treated to absolute bangers from Britney Spears and The Verve to Christina Aguilera and NSYNC (seriously, there’s some proper tunes in this).
Based on the 1999 movie, Cruel Intentions tells the tale of step-siblings Kathryn and Sebastian as they engage in a cruel bet on whether Sebastian can take the virginity of the headmaster’s innocent daughter.
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The script doesn’t vary much from the film, but whilst the plot stays strong the constant flow of songs is stronger.
From effortlessly belting Wannabe by the Spice Girls to slowly transitioning into Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn, the show takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to the somewhat absurd action of breaking out into song mid-conversation.
And that’s how this production is best enjoyed, it’s a show of pure entertainment that’ll have you giggling in your seat with a glass of vino (or two) in hand.
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But that’s not to undermine the absolutely stellar performances from the small but mighty cast.
The first thing that stands out are the impeccable vocals, both Will Callan and Nic Myers who played Sebastian and Kathryn had voices that rivalled any of the pop sensation’s who’s hits they were covering.
Myers specifically had a belt which required the full attention from the audience, she also perfectly captured the cruel and bitchy persona of the role which gives the word ‘cruel’ to the show’s title.
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The real standout performance of the evening, though, was Lucy Carter who played the geeky, funny, cheeky but completely hilarious role of Cecile Caldwell.
Her incredible comic timing paired with her jaw-dropping voice completely stole the show, and her interpretation of I’ll Make Love To You had audience members cackling throughout. A real star in the making.
Overall if you’re looking for a night of fun at the theatre, then you absolutely cannot go wrong with getting a ticket for Cruel Intentions. It’s on at the Palace Theatre until Saturday 29 March, and you can grab your tickets here.
Emily Sergeant -
5th May 2023 
