He's actually on track to smash two equally impressive feats, both set by the ......
They're offering to keep him fit during the World Cup....
Because why not?...
Well it wasn't going to be a reasonable number, was it?...
I mean, we're laughing but it genuinely doesn't feel fair at times, does it?...
Well this is just hilarious, isn't it?...
We're not even remotely joking. If he continues at this rate, his numbers in ......
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