footballers

1st December 2022

An MP took the mick out of Harry Maguire in Ghanaian parliament and we can’t get over it

He might be away with England and starting every game in the World Cup, ......

20th November 2022

‘Vile’ fan urinates in Warrington Town FC keeper’s sports bottle

The opposition supporter has not yet been identified....

7th November 2022

Aldi Christmas advert turns football icons into fruit and veg for the World Cup

There's puns from the very first frame. Pretty sure we've flown with peasyJet before....

14th October 2022

Ex-Bolton player Fabrice Muamba helping promote crucial CPR training via Snapchat

A brilliant use of the popular social media app....

7th October 2022

With bonuses, Erling Haaland is earning over £865,000 a week at Manchester City

Well it wasn't going to be a reasonable number, was it?...

3rd October 2022

United new boy Antony moves into Pogba’s £3 million mansion

The new signing is settling into life in Greater Manchester....

29th September 2022

Premier League players set to receive another £240,000 a year following tax cuts

Ah yes, because they could really do with it....