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Someone get Elon a new toy, he's doing our heads in....
'Open it while wearing a Hurt Locker suit'...
Is Elon now the captain of a sinking ship?...
"Damn Elon what did u do lol."...
This is so amazing. ...
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But like... her hair is lovely?...
'Not much variety in here lads'...