He scores, assists... and also dives....
Be worth the pay-per-view fee to see this alone....
Sure this will go down well......
Because why not?...
People couldn't help but well up at the tearful train journey and neither could ......
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The world's richest man has a new play-thing and no one else is allowed ......
People are also losing thousands of followers. ...
We couldn't tell if he was joking at first. Well, we're still not entirely ......
